Miscellaneous: Today, while at football practice, my teammates and I were on...

By nail714 - 25/06/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, while at football practice, my teammates and I were on water break. At the bus barn next to the field, a good-looking girl was washing a bus. Some of the guys started to yell pick-up lines at her from 50 yards away, and pretty soon I chime in. She turns around. It was my younger sister. FML

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By the guy that didn't get his kiss - 25/06/2021 16:01

Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML

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By uglyswimmer - 23/04/2009 01:58 - United States

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

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By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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By look before you speak - 09/02/2014 07:12 - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

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By heycutie - 15/04/2014 04:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

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itsnotmytree 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 12:10

That's what you get for being an obnoxious ass.

AndreaKina 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 12:11

pschh you totally deserved that, I feel bad for the girl

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dancin303 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:29

wait noone has done a reverse Today, at the bus barn i was washing a bus when some guys from the from the football practice 50 yards away started yelling pick-uplines at me. I turned around, my older brother was one of them. FML

SilverBallet 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:41

OP, maybe this will teach you to be more chivalrous. Maybe, "Guys, stop, that's rude." Guarantee that'll get a lady's attention (not your sister, though she might have been less creeped out) better than you being one of a swarm of guys bombarding her with cheesy pick-up lines.

happy_me 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:41

ydi for not recognizing your sister

kaytie1701 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:46

Hmmm unfortunate that it turned out to be your yonger sister haha I can judge seeing as I have no siblings of my own, but would you have had even just a slight idea that it was your sister? And to all those people saying your an 'obnoxious ass' I don't really find guys yelling shit out to be annoying of anything... makes me smile and laugh :)

tab_ga1990 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:47

I guess that'll teach you for yelling out at women like that. YDI And also I wanna know why some people are asking how he did not know it was his sister? She was turned around (her back facing them) You really think he would remember what his sister's ass looks like? Her hair could of been up or down we dont know. Yeah and you're still an asshole for obnoxious comments like that anywayz

crushed56 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:33

nice one...

squigglyshark 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:55

Your family has a bus?

aquarius6 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:50

duh u don't know what your sis looks like from behind ?

podrummer9209 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:04

Hey femi-nazis, i've got a little something for you.. SHUT THE **** UP! Seriously, bitch somewhere else. This is a guy bitching about calling his sister hot by accident, not a guy saying 'hey everyone, i flirted with a girl! come abuse me!' Go get laid and stop bitching! @OP: Ouch. I have nothing else to say.

Emma_91 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:13

He was yelling sexual shit to his sister. No woman (unless she's completely desperate) likes that. And as far as I can see, most people aren't saying all men are like that. It's not OK to objectify someone. And telling people to go get laid is just ******* retarded.