By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
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ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0

That's just shitty parenting, talk to your damn son, not his girlfriend.

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FlaminYawn 0

is there a site for perfect quick-witted comebacks? If not there should be...

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sonnyv 0

you shouldve gone to his room when he was in the shower and **** alll his shit up!!! then leave and say you had an emergency!

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plexico 3

So, you are dating a closet transvestite! Transvestites are not necessarily gay.

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prettykitty123 0

Maybe its a pair of underwear from an ex before you?

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irishdubr 0

Maybe his sister, if he has one, had her laundry get mixed in with his

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Suree 0

I wonder if you'd just sat there and said in your most matter-of-factly voice: "that's not mine" how dear ol' mum would've reacted

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skullbuster 0

Everyone: WAKE THE **** UP!! Mom doesn't like this little **** (or OP, as we affectionately call her). She is trying to break this little love connection up by presenting some mystery panties. Mom is a devious old bitch with some kick ass techniques in her tool box to get rid of little ****** that sniff around her son. OP: Ignore it. And leave some used condoms around his room next time you are over!!

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atty11 0

i agree. don't fall for it. she's just trying to get rid of you.

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regalarius 0

I think the used condoms go next to the mom's bed, actually. And rumple the sheets.

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samusfox 0

Did you tell her that they weren't yours?

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skullbuster 0

ARRRGGGHHH! Mom knows that already, this is all an effort on her part to get rid of the girl. Otherwise, why wait until her son was out of the room - and why not talk to her son about it instead?! I know as a parent that I would want to talk to the little ***** who was walking around without panties rather than the child that I've raised!? God...it's elementary people!

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Failzoid 0

Dude.. You need to chillax. It's obvious that it's already happened.. We just don't know the result.. and we don't have to be so cynical about it..

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ixel_fml 0

saying it once is more than enough. chill the **** out.

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skullbuster 0

No...No....NO!!! You will accept my version of events, without question or comment, and this is simply the way it must be! I will beat down anyone who suggests anything to the contrary.

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bethechange_fml 0

Either A) He was cheating on you or B) It was all just a plan made by his mom to get you guys broke up

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bethechange_fml 0

Who leaves someones underwear at your boyfriends house when he lives with his mom?!? Thats a no-no right there. I dont even understand how you can leave your underwear. If your in a hurry, just stuff in your bag, but just put it on.

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atty11 0

are you kidding? i don't like my bf's mom, so i gave him a pair of my panties he keeps in his dresser haha.

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