Miscellaneous: Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower,...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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Duckasaurus 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:53

Someone has some 'splainin to do.

ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 10:13

That's just shitty parenting, talk to your damn son, not his girlfriend.

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RESTAREA 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:23

Perhaps it is really a pair of his mom's underwear and she really really doesn't like you

redhead09 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:54

and that would be the death of my mom

Guairdean 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:09

You should have looked at her and calmly said "Those aren't mine", and then walked out. Let him deal with it.

balkangiirl 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:19

Wow, it suck that your boyfriend is cheating on you. You should confront him and show him the underwear. Maybe it was just a 1 night stand thing or you're not putting out? Either way, there seems to be a communication barrier between you and your boyfriend. Talk to him about it. And just 1 more thing... I don't get why parents are so against their kids having sex or make it sound so conservative and as if they're not allowed to do it. It's a natural part of life and if they're practicing safe sex then what is the problem? I'm not saying you should go fcuk every person you see on the street but if it's with a boyfriend/girlfriend then what's the problem? You should have told the mom that just because she isn't getting any she shouldn't take it out on you.

56578 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:38

teen pregnancy...

balkangiirl 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:50

I also said "safe sex".

deja54 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 18:40

Teen pregnancy is higher under "abstinence education" than it is under "safe sex education".

cactus_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 10:02

Very true. My state has two hundred and something counties and mine has the highest teen pregnancy rate. Guess what? They don't teach us about any type of contraception.

balkangiirl 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:41

Then why aren't your parents teaching contraception to you? If parents were more open about sex to their children, there wouldn't be as many problems. Okay, I understand that teen preganancy is a problem but most of the time the teenager isn't the only person to blame, there has to be other smaller events that led up to their actions and parents are usually quick to rid themselves of the blame. They shouldn't be though, just talk to your parents about it. Why was the mom in this FML telling the girlfriend about the panties instead of telling her son if she was really that concerned for him?