Miscellaneous: Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower,...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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Duckasaurus 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:53

Someone has some 'splainin to do.

ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 10:13

That's just shitty parenting, talk to your damn son, not his girlfriend.

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Jari 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:51

Wow. That's awful. D: There's really not a lot you can do except dump the loser on the spot.

AlicaKate 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:34

Hah, I doubt she'd believe you if you said they weren't yours. That conversation is running in my head...

DennisHenige 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:57

very true, now ma pry thinks your a liar and a ****

rustyrox 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:35

You should have told her that the two of you should ask him about them together after he got out of the shower. Then you should have told her it's ok to forbid him from seeing you because he doesn't deserve you anyway!

FoundManyLemons 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:18

Tell her that's not necessary, because it's not your underwear. Then leave.

mwbddh2 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 0:34

Moms can be tricky. She probably staged it because she doesn't like you. Wants you to break up with him because he's "cheating".

snzizle 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 5:41

#50? i love you. solely for that comment.

Rosalind_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 6:04

I would've told the mom... "Oh, thanks! He keeps stealing my underwears to try on. Can you tell him to stop?" Then dump him. His whole family will think he's a perv.

Shyman4ever 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 6:27

Wow dump him before his mom males you dump him.

intotheblue 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 7:30

Huh. Why do the comments start at #26? Weird... Anyway OP, either he's a transvestite or a cheater. Either way you two definitely need to talk. Sorry to hear it, and what an embarrassing way to find out... :(