By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 667
You deserved it 47 765

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Is grabbing your mother's ass a normal thing for you?

Even if it was your mom why would you grab her ass?

Comments

"I'm so sorry! I thought you were my mom!"

So, the fml here is that you grabbed someone's ass who wasn't your mom. I think you got that mixed up.

SwtCherryPie 26

Why the hell would you be trying to grab your mom's ass anyway? WTF is wrong with you?!

obviousboy 8

Who hell grabs their mom's ass?

Wow. Why would you do that anyway. You're freaky!

Oh well. Men don't need groceries anyways ;)

RealTalk0 7

I smell a background of incest here..

OhMinty 5

If op is a girl it may be a little less weird.