By dontrapeme - 26/09/2012 10:30 - United States

Today, while at the gym, a very large man walked over to me and said, "I like wearing all orange to the gym." Not wanting to be rude, I asked why. He looks me up and down and said, "It reminds me of prison." I think I'm going to be jumped. FML
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perdix 29

Shower at home this time. For future trips to the gym, always carry a shiv.

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agonydrum 7

Op can carve one with his pocket knife out of a toothbrush

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Canchan 12

If he has a knife , why would he use a sharpened tooth brush ?

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agonydrum 7

It was a joke and a reference to futurama

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

... and a pack of cigarettes. I hear that's the currency in prison...

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trippythehippy 6

Meh. He was just trying to psych you out. And apparently succeeded. And that's the reality

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sharksfan48 13

Op you either stay and get beaten the shit out of, or you run the hell away with your face in the right place. I would choose the latter of the two.

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Myo_fml 20

I think that the prisoner dude is the one that wants a good beatin' from OP.

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arioch_fml 20

Well I guess you could technically call it a beating, but I don't think people normally call that kind of pounding a beat down. Lol

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shawnaishere 14

Run then Go to another gym and maybe you can build enough muscle to face off with him.

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gracehi 31

Why would he want to be reminded of prison??? O.o

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TheDrifter 23

As other posters said, maybe he's lonely.

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TheDrifter 23

You have a point. It's like when I try to let the cat outside. He just goes ballistic and runs back in.

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Welshite 39

Your demonic kitty? Easy answer: he can't stand the light of day, vampire style.

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gracehi 31

I've never been, but I would think that prison must be a pretty lonely place. The company there can't be pleasant.

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agonydrum 7

Because he's a liar and he's trying to mess with op

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mintcar 9

Sometimes you meet all kind of strange people at the gym, especially in the weight room.

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duckyeah 6

Be careful where you leave your keys, OP! And don't use a bottom locker! You should probably switch to a different gym...

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MrsAlexander83 10

I'm thinking you should report him and change gyms. It's not cool to make people feel like that when THEY spend the money to go there and it's essentially harassment! Good luck and I hope you kicked him in the nuts and ran!

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