Miscellaneous: Today, while at the gym, a very large man walked over to me and...

By dontrapeme - 26/09/2012 10:30 - United States

Today, while at the gym, a very large man walked over to me and said, "I like wearing all orange to the gym." Not wanting to be rude, I asked why. He looks me up and down and said, "It reminds me of prison." I think I'm going to be jumped. FML

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By dollabill009 - 06/06/2013 08:49 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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By juggalomurderer59 - 12/11/2014 16:00 - United States

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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Captain Badass

By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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Know your place

By genderbender - 17/11/2010 01:21 - Reserved

Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 10:17 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

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supportcommand 17

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:05

Don't drop the soap in the shower.

walmartpaysme 15

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:05

Run, OP. Run fast.

Comments

pabst4america 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:05

So you get buttfucked by a large prison man. I see the opposite of an FML here

StanSmith2013 26

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:07

Just don't drop the soap or back away from the walls!!!

SkyyEatsAirplane 11

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:07

That's not random at all

pregnantpianist 2

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:10

Ask him if his prison name was Bubbles. Because everyone loves to blow Bubbles. XD

baronsmommy 14

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:26

Sounds like Damon from "Friday After Next" be careful lucky charms, he likes his fish wet & squirmy.

ObeyStudKing 4

Wednesday 26 September 2012 20:27

He's just mind ******* you lol.

sincerelyjay 13

Wednesday 26 September 2012 20:49

Time to save your ass, OP.

SApprentice 34

Wednesday 26 September 2012 20:51

Become his friend. Make him your ally. You will need him one day.

bridgetv25 8

Wednesday 26 September 2012 20:59

Well r u a girl or gal if ur a gal maybe e was tryn to impress ya

SApprentice 34

Wednesday 26 September 2012 21:50

75- Your spelling and grammar abilities need work. Also, a girl and a gal are both feminine terms, so I'm confused about the point that you're trying to make.