Miscellaneous: Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra...

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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Dude, seriously?

By nuberific - 05/03/2009 18:45 - Canada

Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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Creepypasta time

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 15:22 - United States - Yukon

Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 18:27 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

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By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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By esv - 01/04/2009 09:18 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

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Love Will Tear our T-shirt Apart

By Jeremy - 12/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I did my laundry at a laundromat. When I came back to get my clothes, I found an elderly man wearing my favorite Joy Division t-shirt, and he refused to give it back because he said it was his. I spent a few minutes arguing with him, before realizing I had grabbed someone else's clothes too. FML

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skittihorse 8

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:30

Smart old man.

chong420 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:32

You must have a nice ass

Comments

Dandeska 7

Wednesday 7 December 2011 12:10

That's really disgusting, smart but disgusting

massacreman3000 1

Wednesday 7 December 2011 13:43

so dont take the compliment and free dryer time. stuck up bitch

punchline_fml 5

Wednesday 7 December 2011 14:05

Like a boss.

FangsTheVampire 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 14:53

I'd say it was a compliment

jurrac025 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:57

Hey it was a win win... you got extra dryer time for free, he got his peep show... Checks and balances!!

newmandotcom 6

Wednesday 7 December 2011 19:23

Gee...this timer now shows 20 minutes instead of 15....surely it's working....YDI for not being aware of your surroundings

MexicanObama 15

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:24

YDI for being an idiot. You had no idea that the time kept increasing? This is also the worst written FML i've seen so far, "Laundry mat" lol.

Dukekamono 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 5:50

At least he paid for the view

craZ3 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 6:10

clever old man

TypicalTroll 0

Friday 9 December 2011 3:05

That's what you get for leaving the kitchen!

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