Miscellaneous: Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes...

By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By rhplb - 17/05/2016 13:10 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML

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By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 05:01

Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML

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By GirlOnTheFly - 27/06/2012 04:20 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I was finally able to drive my brother's nice car instead of my clunker, because he left for college. First thing I do? Back into the neighbors' mailbox while exiting the driveway. FML

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Should've stayed home, basically

By SoftwareDev - 27/06/2017 02:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML

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Long walk home

By zoe - 15/07/2022 22:00

Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML

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By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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animerose08 6

Friday 13 August 2010 9:07

thats when I'd call the cops and report both my purse and car stolen. If my brother did that w/o my knowledge, I'd be pissed! I hope you didn't have to walk too far. I hope you kicked his ass when you saw him! LoL

ilovejeland 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:14

soo did you walk??? btw you should bring the cops home with you to scare the shitt out of him. then have him arrested..haha

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gremlin87 0

Friday 13 August 2010 13:49

how did he get your keys? and it sounds to me like your purse and everything were in your car... Why would you leave your purse in the car?! Well, I guess you won't be doing that again.

imright24 0

Friday 13 August 2010 14:12

YDI on so many levels. Never leave valuables in your vehicle. Never give your keys to someone else.

littlexlion 4

Friday 13 August 2010 14:27

Yeah... I wouldn't leave your purse, phone, or anything valuable in your car... however, I actually I might see how the brother has the keys. I gave a copy of my car key to my sister in case she needs my car in an absolute emergency. Though, I know my sister wouldn't pull a bitch move :o

jaybird9 0

Friday 13 August 2010 14:35

oh I'd kick his butt lol

AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 13 August 2010 15:00

How exactly did he get your keys, your money, your phone, your purse?? Lesson learned hopefully.

MakkaCha 0

Friday 13 August 2010 15:35

I shouldn't but I LOL'd really hard. Sorry, but i hope you got a ride back home from your co-worker or atleast borrowed some money from them to take a taxi or something. And next time don't give him the keys. Or if it is a family shared car than hide his keys.

EvilDave 13

Friday 13 August 2010 15:44

@OP report the car stolen and see if he learns his lesson. Of course, you will need to press the charges.

iloveurmother 0

Friday 13 August 2010 15:49

why would you leave your purse in the car? ydi

marc_with_a_c 3

Friday 13 August 2010 16:17

And why exactly does he have your keys? And who the hell leaves his/her money/phone/purse in their car? Where do you put YOUR keys? In your pockets? Isn't that what the purse is for? Shouldn't you carry the purse with you inside your work place, so you have your keys to unlock the car doors after work? Or are you just stupid and leave them unlocked all the time, with your keys inside your purse inside? No wonder your brother took off with your car, but hey you're lucky, it was just your brother, could have been a thief! No matter what reasons you come up with, it looks like it's totally your fault, either because you gave him your keys, or you left yours in the car. Sucks to be you.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 13 August 2010 21:23

I posted this above but I'll say it again. I don't know if such is the case with the OP but I know that in my house everyone has access to spare copies of all the car keys in case one of the cars needs to be moved and it's owner is unavailable. The point being that perhaps the OP didn't hand over the keys, maybe the brother had a spare set. As for the why her purse might be in the car, maybe she couldn't bring it in to work. I had a job once where the manager locked everyone out of the break room because of a couple idiots leaving it a mess, so we couldn't use the lockers. He also wouldn't let us keep our purses, coats, or phones with us while we were working so a lot of people had to leave their stuff in their cars or a friend's car.