Kids: Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because...

By thesitter - 10/05/2009 13:18 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By YAABOIII - 05/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML

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By anonymous - 26/01/2013 08:42 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML

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Chilling

By BondingTime - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

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He has issues

By just a joke - 08/06/2020 20:08

Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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Thanks, hun

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, at work, one of my 6 year-old students, who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me, "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said, "Your arms are hairy." FML

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By jwolt92 - 25/10/2016 02:27 - United States - Bourbonnais

Today, I felt something wet and warm on my arm. I looked down and saw a kid with his mouth attached to my arm. Didn't expect that out of a third grader. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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ryvenna 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:07

He could've drawn a mustache instead~ Or a unibrow.

leilaostara 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 22:56

It's a child you retard that's horrible.

Comments

dammn 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:05

awwww . well it doesnt really matter if your a guy and girls do have hair on their arms as well .

mobius8 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:06

If you have long hair(on your head I mean), that was probably just his way of drawing it. My little cousin used to draw anyone with long hair with their hair standing straight up.

yummkathycakes 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:08

How funny... on the home page, there's an ad to win a free laser hair removal treatment :) it's a sign, OP!

AnnaSeptic 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:08

I feel ya. The other day this guy told me I had really hairy arms. I don't know what to do cause I don't want to shave and get weird stubble. Damn, I didn't even know you were supposed to shave your arms. And despite the fact that 21 actually used the phrase "ohemgee". she's right. Most likely your arm hair isn't even all that bad. You know how little kids say things.

monicamischief 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:12

YDI. i am assuming you are a female considering otherwise this wouldn't be embarrassing. and as a female, if you have thick hair on your arms, you should SHAVE IT. dark arm hair on chicks is totally disgusting.

jen_kay 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:21

Cute Kid eh. Just Peachy.

Fy0urlife 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:22

i fking agree with #19 100%

Zaggytiddies 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:24

Dont worry about hair means you are healthy and if you really don't like it shave it off.

aphrodita 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:26

He's just a kid, chances are the hair on her arms aren't even that bad, like #21 said. And seriously, the moment you start shaving your arms then either you have to shave them like, every two days, or you're constantly gonna have this nasty stubble all over your arms that looks disgusting. I've seen girls with that before and it's just like... "I don't know how much hair you had on your arms before, but there's a 99.9% chance that it looked better than it does now."