Kids: Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because...

By thesitter - 10/05/2009 13:18 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By YAABOIII - 05/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML

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By anonymous - 26/01/2013 08:42 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML

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By BondingTime - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

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He has issues

By just a joke - 08/06/2020 20:08

Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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Thanks, hun

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, at work, one of my 6 year-old students, who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me, "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said, "Your arms are hairy." FML

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By jwolt92 - 25/10/2016 02:27 - United States - Bourbonnais

Today, I felt something wet and warm on my arm. I looked down and saw a kid with his mouth attached to my arm. Didn't expect that out of a third grader. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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ryvenna 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:07

He could've drawn a mustache instead~ Or a unibrow.

leilaostara 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 22:56

It's a child you retard that's horrible.

Comments

IEatCrayons 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:38

agree with #19

stop_whining 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:40

If a child's drawing makes you feel that insecure, you may have some deeper issues to deal with.

Mat_F_F 4

Monday 11 May 2009 0:55

i feel so bad for you wai is this a girl o are you a guy???? and what a not nice littl kid

JeSuisUnePoulet 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 13:09

would it be an FML is the OP was a guy?

aback 4

Monday 11 May 2009 0:56

You can always draw a picture of him, too. :)

Tim3 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:20

it would've been nice if you said if you were a girl or a guy im going to assume a girl.

summer66_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:27

if ur a guy thats not so bad, if ur a girl sorry!!! theres always hair removers!!!

shameonmedude 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:47

#1 most sitters tend to be girls so it's under the assumption that the OP could be a girl. If it were a dude then this would not be that much of an FML at all.......If it were a chick then she has dudelikes features which include hairyass arms that need to be taken care of so little kids won't emphasize on that.

RJB 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:52

#9 wow thats not pedhophile(sp?) like at all..yes cuz drawing little boys with small dicks is so not pedo. wierdo. thats sarcasm btw.

badasstjstyle 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:10

THAT IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR

coffee_addict 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:58

whatever you do, don't shave. You'll get disgusting stubble, which looks and feels a lot worse than any amount of hair. However, you could always try waxing. It hurts a bit, but the hair grows back thinner and lighter, and takes wayyy longer to grow back, so you won't have to think about it :)