Kids: Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because...

By thesitter - 10/05/2009 13:18 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By YAABOIII - 05/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML

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By anonymous - 26/01/2013 08:42 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML

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By BondingTime - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

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He has issues

By just a joke - 08/06/2020 20:08

Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, at work, one of my 6 year-old students, who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me, "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said, "Your arms are hairy." FML

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By jwolt92 - 25/10/2016 02:27 - United States - Bourbonnais

Today, I felt something wet and warm on my arm. I looked down and saw a kid with his mouth attached to my arm. Didn't expect that out of a third grader. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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ryvenna 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:07

He could've drawn a mustache instead~ Or a unibrow.

leilaostara 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 22:56

It's a child you retard that's horrible.

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Monday 11 May 2009 3:15

Hey, at least he didn't draw a mustache or beard! If the hair bothers you, it doesn't hurt to remove it and see if you feel better. But if you never thought it was a big deal, I wouldn't take what a little kid says/does too seriously. Little kids notice the smallest details, have no filter, and are great at exaggeration. I've gotten some "too-honest" comments from kids before, too. They say the darndest things. That's life.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 11 May 2009 5:14

#65 said my thoughts exactly. And, if you've never noticed it before, or really thought about it, then I wouldn't worry too much about it.

smiley_girl 0

Monday 11 May 2009 6:07

haha don't worry it probably isn't bc he thought you were hairy or anything I rember doing stuff like that as a kid, i colored my mums leges with blck lines b/c i had leg hair and it was just one more thin gto draw, i'd also try to impress people by drawing huge nostrils eyebrows finger and toe nails, i'd just do it to get attention of how good of a drawer i was, and all the body parts i knew and could draw. So chill it's probably just b/c he figured he could add somthing and wanted you to notice. I meen think about it litlle kids drawings are always pretty funky, huge heads tiny arms hands bigger than the torso, it's just what thtey do they notice and draw it weather its to scale or fits with the rest of the pic.

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Monday 11 May 2009 6:38

You TOTALLY deserved it. I'm so sick of seeing chicks with gnarly hair in places it shouldn't be. WAX THAT SHIT!

haxxx041 0

Monday 11 May 2009 7:19

are you a girl or a guy?!

kasha_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 8:56

Who the **** shaves their arms. Seriously, I am sick of people being deathly afraid of body hair on women. When did it become so horrifying?

Trix_Disorder 20

Monday 11 May 2009 10:06

#42 Get your head out of your ass. She never said she didn't shave anything, only telling the facts. And if she indeed doesn't, it's her prerogative to ignore shallow ass-holes like you, and do what she wants with her own body. It's just hair for Christ's sake. #47 I find it funny that you're telling this girl to shave, yet you say right after "honestly its ur own personal business what you do and don't shave." Seems like you need a proof-reader. #70 I completely agree. It's a bit sickening sometimes, a hundred times more so than women not shaving. :

rhianna060 8

Monday 11 May 2009 10:06

At least he likes you enough to draw a picture of you... even if he insulted you.

ChelseaChops 1

Monday 11 May 2009 17:52

Who cares? So you have hairy arms, big deal. We WERE apes at one point. Hardly a FML. Plus the little guy was probably just trying to get into realism. No matter how light, everyone has hairy arms.