Kids: Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went...

By iailwkrb - 26/02/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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arcxjo 2

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:15

You could have just NOT BROUGHT LUBE TO A BABYSITTING GIG. Leave it at home, or in the car, or anywhere else. How urgent a need could have presented itself in the circumstances?

Lick_yer_face 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:07

Yeah... I would have definitely taken it off her, and then made sure I never left my purse laying around again... I bet it was fun calming the kids down though... you go to grab them and they slip right out of your hands. XD

Comments

gammielikeoh 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 5:13

haha how do we even know if ur a guy or a girl

PlasmaVirus 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 18:30

I'd think a 7-year-old would know better. I wasn't that stupid when I was 7.

sarahboo88 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:22

um maybe keep ur lube at home nxt time u babysit??? duh.

AriaSkie16 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:30

Why would you bring lube babysitting?!?

beautiful19918 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 16:14

if you were smart you would know to always hide your purse or put it up high somewhere ... stupid stupid. I hope you lost your job. YDI 100% and more

Sheebaby187 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 16:28

Wow I have these moments all the time unluckily for me I could not post it but I thought it would've been pretty funny.

cheersarahxo 0

Friday 22 July 2011 22:05

I latterly laughed out loud

Ilovequintin 2

Friday 5 August 2011 8:28

hahhaha if I was that mom I'd laugh my ass off and pay u extra just for makin my day:D

fishielover1124 12

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:10

Op, this was you're fault completely. I mean, you knew you were going to be babysitting, so why the hell would you bring a half bottle of lube with you? That's just not something you keep in your purse at all times...

mcauley3 8

Sunday 26 May 2013 17:46

who the **** carries round lube with them. what do they think would happen in there day where they would just randomly need some lube. and to a babysitting job.