Transportation: Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding...

By OMGWTF - 13/08/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding down a long hill and my jean pant leg got caught in the chain. It ripped, and then the rest of my pant leg ripped off. I had to bike 10 more miles half naked along the highway. FML

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By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 14:02

Today, I decided to ride my bike for the first time in over a year. It was seemingly going well, until I got to the first hill. As I began to ascend, I was trying a bit to hard and shit my pants, 8 kilometers away from my house. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By cathugger - 13/07/2019 16:30

Today, while hurrying by bike to an appointment, my chain broke. I quickly got off the road and managed to fix it on the sidewalk, covering my hands in black smear. Dirty but confident about my repair skills, I got up. A second later, felt something warm running down my neck. Bird poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the drugstore on my bike. The chain came off, the pedal punctured the top of my foot and I was bleeding a lot. To add insult to injury, the ATM inside was broken. I got gauze instead of the cash I came for. FML

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By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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By missy - 10/04/2009 08:17 - Italy

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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By Kaluhaluha - 25/08/2018 13:00

Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML

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johnny_doe 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:05

I hope it was on the side away from traffic.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:12

why were you riding your bike on the highway?

Comments

jynxdgremlin 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 10:56

I'm sorry, I know that it must have been horrid, but I have been laughing for about 10 minutes, I hope you got home safely, and it sucks that it happened. Still, very funny indeed!

PredyJessica 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 10:11

u can now make daisy duke shorts.

ErinSaysHerro 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 10:43

that was you?! xD

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Monday 21 September 2009 3:38

next time, try taking the bus

nikkig50 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:17

so you decided to bike 10 more miles rather than go back the 2 miles that you already traveled? :/ ydi

akeller3298 1

Monday 25 April 2011 7:25

that's why your supposed to tuck in the pant leg on the side of the chain , no matter how stupid it looks , your just lucky you didn't go flying over your handlebars , dumbass. jk but YDI !!