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By smurfpoo - 09/08/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2024 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was in a crowded elevator and, like any sane person, eavesdropped on the couple in front of me. The guy was breaking up with his girlfriend, and she was crying. As they got off, I patted her on the back and said, "You can do better, honey." It wasn’t until the doors closed that I realized I had just encouraged my boss's wife to leave him. FML

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Say it ain't so, please

By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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By kukadaman - 15/03/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

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Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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Youtube00 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:03

That's when you walk upto him and say: Yes, oh dear god yes! /hold out your hand

mike3775 35

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:00

Just leave the room and move on. You were doing your job and have to continue doing your job

Comments

Yuuki_mei 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:03

You shouldn't be thinking of yourself! Think about how that guy felt for a change.

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:03

Your username is wonderfully irrelevant.

FMLandurstoo 9

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:05

That's because it's their actual account name.

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:07

17- I'm not disputing that, I know that

ktateprado 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:00

^ you're not a lucky person.

MAXCAT1220 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:05

Lmao that's kinda awkward and when would be the right time to come out lol

honeybunch124 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:05

You could always have the ring!

SoccerRebel594 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:17

I agree, take the ring as the tip for cleaning the room for such a special occasion :)

beanieboy0789 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:05

So there really are hotel maids that understand English. I always thought it was a myth. They always told me, "no espeka english"

Killerturtle 11

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:06

That's so sad :(

Iamnotmyself 17

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:07

I agree, man up, put your pants down, bend over, and enjoy the roller coaster.

fthku 13

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:07

You should've left as soon as you heard someone coming in, or at least let them know you're in there. You kind of deserve it, but still, FYL and FHL as well.