Everyone saying YDI obviously never been burned by hot grease. Hot grease shot out of the pan while I was cooking and a drop hit my leg; worst white hot pain ever and it left a scar that appeared literally less than a minute later. If you're going to be a jokester, OP, find someone who can sanely take a joke.

Dead animal meat is no way the same as cooking grease, dumb shit. Cooking grease causes damage and pain whereas the meat just leaves a slimy feeling that's easy to wash off.

When people refer to hitting a chick with meat... they're not talking about pork bro. Good try though.

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Thats why you don't mess with women in their natural habitat.

She didn't like being slapped with your meat? That sucks, let hope you didn't burn your face

I hope your boyfriend sneaks in bits of meat products into your food, even if it's just by rubbing something on a slab of ham.

Lol u deserve it u don't slap ppl with pork chops

Why did you think she'd like to be slapped with a raw porkchop? Admittedly, throwing hot grease on you in return was pretty insane.

"I thought it would be funny" = automatic YDI.