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Whoa that sounds serious. Did you get time off with worker's compensation pay?
Why did you say anything about such a small thing
a guy at my dad's work cut his toe in the showers at his work and in couples hours it he had server swelling from his little toe to just below his knee, luckily there is a hospital across the street and they were able to preform emergency surgery before it got worst
Rugrats reference in the username???
I dont get it....
Then did the paperwork give you a paper cut? ;P
I don't see the significance of it being a no smoking sign... I was thinking that it was going to be some kind of irony.
That's a pretty uncommon pen color; especially for official paperwork.
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Thought it may be excessive to fill out that much paperwork for what seems to be a simple cut, cuts from drills or metal (puncture wounds) can allow infection of Tetanus, which is dangerous and lethal. Be careful! Any small problems can turn big under the right circumstance.
I would have taken my sweet ass time if I were on the clock