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By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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KBear3109 29

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:50

Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.

paperroll880 16

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:49

Hahah... Should've known better

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hornyrabbit12 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:30

Awkward

dakota1983 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:31

What would you done if you killed her by your stupid driving decisions !?!? Maybe learn to mind your own business and let the law do their jobs!

jptyler 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:32

If you are going to go that far - anyone who drives any vehicle are would be murderers. Talking on phone while driving is obviously more of a distraction to other drivers than the actual person doing. YDI

quontag 15

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:32

Ydi. You might be too dumb to handle it but some people can. Keep your eyes on the road and stop being such an a-hole.

misshighjinks 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:34

What you did was stupid but I understand where you were coming from.

jptyler 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:34

How is talking on the phone a distraction? It's not like it was a video chat

JimmyDn2000 12

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:35

Why were you paying attention to her when when you should have been paying attention to the road yourself. Sure texting and driving is bad, but ya know what? Road raging idiots who act like asinine fools cause far more accidents.

DanJ3250 3

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:35

Maybe you should have not worried about what they were doing and minded your own business and went on down the road. Instead of sticking your nose into there business and causing more trouble then there was in the first place.

Jamialia 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:38

you are such a dumb ****

katie_did16 3

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:42

I sure hope your car insurance has a low dumb ass deductible.

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