By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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KBear3109 29

Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.

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zainrock 2

"Would be murderers" are actually twats like OP who add to a problem. I was on a call yesterday whilst driving, my handsfree battery died so the call switched to handset, the only distraction I had throughout my entire 120 mile journey was a dick-head signalling at me to put my phone away. The irony is, I was driving an automatic car, which only require one hand anyway...if there are shit drivers like OP who can't function as such then that's not everybody else's problem, mind your own business next time nobjockey

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Sanch101 7

Why didn't you pull over to complete your call?

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zainrock 2

Due to roadworks there was no hard shoulder (lay-by/place to pull over) like there usually is on the motorway... it was at 50mph on what's usually a 70 mph road at 7am on a Sunday morning...you can figure how much traffic there was...by the time the roadworks ended I was done with the call but my point is that I was wide awake driving on a road that I know really well, ill bet even With a phone in my hand I had less of a chance causing an accident than the idiot trying to tell me to put it away

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dansco 24

Would be murders is a bit harsh but they are dangerous so good on you for beeping her! Shame she hit your car but make sure she pays for it!

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SeemsToFail 0

Y guys both deserve it for being dumbasses

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turkturkington 13

I would never do it now, but I used to talk on my phone while driving. The only distraction I ever got was some ******** looking over at me on the motorway and frantically signaling at me to stop. I know I was in the wrong for talking on the phone, and I wouldn't do it now - but unless you're the police I'm not gonna take kindly to interfering feckers who can't mind their own business. You'll both get in trouble for breaking the law, and caused both of you a lot of unnecessary trouble. Well done!

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keidus324 6

Wow, what a bitch. You're more likely to kill someone by paying more attention to what people are doing in their cars than to driving so yeah...

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RandallMP 3

Mind your own business? This is exactly why the world has gotten so bad ! No one will stand up against the wrong they just roll over and accept it . Your pretty much retarded

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pandaRanda 0

******* retard. Worry about yourself.

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Shadowmous3 2

I usually don't comment on FMLs cause I don't feel the need. But this one warrants a comment... And my comment is: you suck @ life. Go join neighborhood watch if you think your angst is going to make a difference.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Well you deserved to get hit for screwing with an already distracted driver, but if that person learns to put their damn phone away then that is a good thing. So I say its a draw.

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