Cars, Accident and Transportation: Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next...

By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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You deserved it 64 571

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 278

You deserved it 62 595

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 240

You deserved it 307

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 513

You deserved it 43 589

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 311

By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 233

You deserved it 42 189

By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 344

You deserved it 1 139

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 858

You deserved it 234

By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 050

You deserved it 2 608

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 696

You deserved it 1 554

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 988

You deserved it 3 204

KBear3109 29

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:50

Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.

paperroll880 16

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:49

Hahah... Should've known better

Comments

Notanaccount 2

Monday 25 June 2012 13:55

If it was me driving I probably woulda sped up got infront of you and hit my brakes but thats because I despise self righteous ***** like you op

MissPuppettear 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 8:56

Wow... Well in this situation you're the "would be murderer" because you distracted someone driving....and you sound pretty stupid considering the fact that you honked your horn at someone driving.

rkzemke 3

Saturday 30 June 2012 2:13

Yeah... Not a good idea.

TheFatUnicorns 3

Sunday 29 July 2012 8:13

Good. Because if she could crash into somebody and lose control of her car from a simple car horn, she could easily kill somebody if she's not focused. Hopefully, this would make her more aware of her stupidity. You could possibly have saved a life. Sucks for your car though- good luck with that.

JacobClay_XP 1

Friday 21 September 2012 2:20

Whaaaaaaaaat did you learn?

yellowtail93 5

Wednesday 31 October 2012 0:08

You need to chill.

DohIMissed 6

Friday 2 November 2012 2:29

Both a FML and a YDI. FYL because the woman was talking and driving, but YDI more for honking your horn instead of just calling your cops.

hiandrews69 29

Sunday 10 February 2013 7:46

Your solution is for the op to get on his cell phone and call the cops to report another person on their cell phone? You're just as stupid as the woman on her phone.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Monday 31 December 2012 0:40

What a ******* idiot. YDI, you don't honk because you're disgusted.

hiandrews69 29

Sunday 10 February 2013 7:49

I wish that the people who were calling the op an idiot would realize how stupid they are. The woman was clearly doing something she wasn't supposed to, and could have potentially caused an accident in the future. There are over FIVE MILLION car accidents that occur each year, of which over 90% are related to distracted drivers. If you solve that problem, and punish drivers who drive while distracted (e.g. talking/texting on cell phone, drinking & driving, talking to passengers, etc.) hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of accidents could be prevented. Yet, everyone here seems to be making excuses for this dumb broad.