Intimacy: Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights...

By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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By mentallyscarred - 31/01/2011 09:34 - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 17:13 - United States - Lakeland

Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:00

Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML

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By Noname - 08/02/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 02:20

Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other guy wasn't getting out of his. As it turns out, he was busy pleasing himself. I found out when I approached his car. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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Mind your own business

By MyCarHasBluetooth - 19/06/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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DUDE! WTF?

By imanidiot - 03/03/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I'd been sat in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars, and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through, I heard a tap on my driver's window. It was a police officer. FML

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IAmzephyr 22

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:02

car jacking?

Edward862 7

Friday 24 April 2015 23:59

yeah, I should probably apologize for that.

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Girlshotdown1 21

Saturday 25 April 2015 9:14

i remember i got in a really bad car accident i flipped my car 3x on the highway then while i was trying to wave someone down. people we slowing down to take pictures . I threw a rock at their car

saizml 9

Saturday 25 April 2015 11:39

Today I saw something on my phone that REALLY turned me on so I pulled over to take care of it and some ass pulled up to see if I was ok totally lost the mood FML

extremereviews 26

Saturday 25 April 2015 15:53

Did you still offer to help?

alberg18 12

Saturday 25 April 2015 16:01

damn talk about being patient and wait til you get home lol

barlos88 19

Saturday 25 April 2015 16:51

And they say texting and driving is a distraction...

ApplePie1994 27

Saturday 25 April 2015 21:19

did he tell you to beat it?

anonamous14 9

Saturday 25 April 2015 22:50

I didn't help him after I saw what his "emergency" was, I drove away and didn't look back!

Influentsum 3

Saturday 25 April 2015 23:09

Haha that's funny and weird

Altrnate_Reality 14

Sunday 26 April 2015 7:57

Ugh! Story of my life..I walk in on these things all the time.

blackonblight 32

Sunday 26 April 2015 10:16

You're lucky he was stopped. I've seen plenty of news stories about people driving down the highway, visibly jerking. One guy was trying to show off as he did so, if my memory is correct. (I'm almost certain more than one of these stories occurred in Florida)