Transportation: Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road...

By Mikimiks93 - 02/07/2010 15:05 - South Africa

Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

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Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 06:01

Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML

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By ow - 04/09/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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Richisme 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:18

The pole was lonely. It thanks

Carl_Duker 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:05

what are the odds huh!

Comments

cagale090518 14

Friday 2 July 2010 23:27

how drunk could you be? :O

devilyy 2

Friday 2 July 2010 23:48

I bet you enjoyed the ride :P

WtfLoser 13

Friday 2 July 2010 23:49

Poor OP , eyes on the road next time eh ; ) but oy : sm ; ) e < 3 (:

mr_miyagi 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:05

since when does a sneeze make you swerve off the road and your soccer team sucks theyre the first host country to ever not advance to round of 16

iCommentFML 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:18

Lol i ny friend had a teacher who everytime she sneezed she'd sneeze 7 more times in a row lol  and lol u got a phone dude...call?

kirby1964 20

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:56

what was on the pole? Keep eyes on road sign?

IIIB23 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 1:19

D@@@@ you F@@@ up real bad. How I'm the Helllll did you do that

triggerit 5

Saturday 3 July 2010 1:40

what car you'r driving? one sneeze and you out of the road

aliasISM 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 1:52

Either that or he just blows nutts at driving

GrammarNazi722 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 2:00

Number 13, you are a douchebag.

Jakespeed207 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 8:56

#87 that comment made me think of Android 13 from DBZ, and how he really becomes a dick sometimes. I could totally imagine that.

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