Miscellaneous: Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By Hahapasdroleleptit - 10/05/2011 14:56 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By FattieFatFat - 05/09/2023 14:00

Today, I overheard my crush and his friend talking about girls they would date. When his friend mentioned me, my crush said, “If she wasn’t fat, hell yeah.” Choking back tears at school for the rest of the day was not an easy task. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By sadness - 29/11/2010 18:58 - South Africa

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

I hope whatever was on your plate ended up in his face.

LifelessStars 22

Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

They're just another waste of oxygen. Keep your head up.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Monday 14 September 2015 1:35

Judgmental ruthless bastards...no point of consideration...

p36288 17

Monday 14 September 2015 1:54

Stop crying and be strong

TallMist 32

Monday 14 September 2015 2:00

Just because they're crying doesn't mean they're weak.

interesting33 36

Monday 14 September 2015 15:10

Exactly! Tears really aren't weakness. They are the release of hormones like cortisol etc. which build up in our body when we are upset or stressed or tired. That's why you feel better after crying sometimes, your body gets rid of toxins that way. So it is healthier to cry than to keep it pent up. It is natural and important and there is nothing wrong with it.

christopherwilli 14

Monday 14 September 2015 1:55

I really thought the guy you liked was gonna say something nice at first but I guess I was wrong. Anyways, fyl.

tigerzroze 16

Monday 14 September 2015 9:21

Sadly if the guy she liked said something nice, it probably would not be here.

exoticwaved 9

Monday 14 September 2015 2:27

Sometimes insults are flirts in disguise. Ever heard of negging? I wouldn't worry about it and besides there are other guys around.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 14 September 2015 2:31

"**** ugly" equals flirting? I'm doing it wrong...

exoticwaved 9

Monday 14 September 2015 3:06

I never said it was "effective." But some people do neg when trying to flirt.

9a_1z 12

Monday 14 September 2015 11:47

I think it would be equally FML if the guy she likes uses negging. Sounds like he wanted to impress his male friend more with his bitchy comments.

exoticwaved 9

Wednesday 16 September 2015 5:38

Some American girls neg just as much as guys, if not more so. They "shit test" to see how strong (or not) you are. Yall haven't spent much time in urban cities?