Miscellaneous: Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By Hahapasdroleleptit - 10/05/2011 14:56 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By FattieFatFat - 05/09/2023 14:00

Today, I overheard my crush and his friend talking about girls they would date. When his friend mentioned me, my crush said, “If she wasn’t fat, hell yeah.” Choking back tears at school for the rest of the day was not an easy task. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By sadness - 29/11/2010 18:58 - South Africa

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

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You deserved it 4 050

By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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You deserved it 10 588

By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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You deserved it 4 955

By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

I hope whatever was on your plate ended up in his face.

LifelessStars 22

Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

They're just another waste of oxygen. Keep your head up.

Comments

Darkera200 2

Monday 14 September 2015 3:37

remember people undergraduate college is high school 1.5; graduate school is the mature place to be.

jack67_fml 14

Monday 14 September 2015 4:00

Very savage

olillia 16

Monday 14 September 2015 4:00

Actually since OP is in the UK, they could be anywhere from 16-18

dirtbikeguy 14

Monday 14 September 2015 4:17

No one deserves that, I'm sorry.

Replyka 17

Monday 14 September 2015 4:28

Or older. you can go to college at any age

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 14 September 2015 4:29

This is exactly the reason why you don't crush on anyone. Just hit it or quit it (goes for women, too!). You're only setting yourself up for failure the longer you pine away after someone who may not even realize you exist.

tigerzroze 16

Monday 14 September 2015 9:26

That is a very sad way to view relationships. Being in a relationship can be a wonderful thing, as long is it is with a mature and responsible person. Sadly, you date and like a lot of people that just work out. It will hurt, but when you find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with, it is makes it all worth it.