Miscellaneous: Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By Hahapasdroleleptit - 10/05/2011 14:56 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By FattieFatFat - 05/09/2023 14:00

Today, I overheard my crush and his friend talking about girls they would date. When his friend mentioned me, my crush said, “If she wasn’t fat, hell yeah.” Choking back tears at school for the rest of the day was not an easy task. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By sadness - 29/11/2010 18:58 - South Africa

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

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You deserved it 4 050

By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

I hope whatever was on your plate ended up in his face.

LifelessStars 22

Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

They're just another waste of oxygen. Keep your head up.

Comments

mego001 6

Monday 14 September 2015 18:03

Same girl ?

S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Monday 14 September 2015 19:13

I imagine you don't like him anymore after that. Sorry. =/

RubX 13

Tuesday 15 September 2015 0:00

The guy you liked*

a6m5zerosen 3

Tuesday 15 September 2015 0:44

Even in your darkest hour, look how many people all over the world are speaking kindly to you-screw those jerks. You are beautiful. All day. Every day. Those bozos are probably living in their mother's basements playing World of Warcraft on Saturday night after making lameass online dating profiles with their pictures from 5 years ago. You go shine, you go smile, and laugh it off-they aren't worth your time, sweetie...

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 15 September 2015 14:15

what an aashole! well thats a quick way to lose feelings for him hes a piece of shit and you deserve better anyway Op.

Blizzardstar 12

Wednesday 16 September 2015 1:53

Wow that's just...they are so despicable and disgusting excuses for human beings. You're not ugly. I know the tunnel seems long and endless but I promise there's always light at the end. Even if it takes a long time to see it in the distance.

mottos 13

Wednesday 16 September 2015 16:43

Savage

Nissi 17

Wednesday 16 September 2015 22:17

Shame on them. Ohhhh this pissed me off! SHAME ON THEM. I'm so sorry you had to deal with those ugly people.

cjfred 13

Wednesday 16 September 2015 23:15

I hope you meant "the guy I liked", past tense. That was so obnoxious of him.

firegirl1993 21

Saturday 19 September 2015 8:13

Wow. I hope you've stopped liking that guy, he's obviously an asshole. Whether he said to to "be cool" or he really meant it, that's not someone you want to be with. Chin up OP!