By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 02:18 - United States - Bronx

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML
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Marie54321 19

At least you weren't eating a hot dog, who knows where he could have bit you then?

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RedPillSucks 31

Why did you let him get that close?

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JKPwnage 27

I hope he bites an electrical cord thinking it's licorice

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melaena 12

People still amaze me with the amount of stupidity they hold inside them.

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Klima_fml 29

Well, now you know that you taste good, or like cotton candy at least.

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Nekro13 8

I'd say this is more WTF than FML - not that the two are mutually exclusive.

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AFaye3964 17

Violence isnt usually the answer, But i wouldve punched him

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