Miscellaneous: Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me...

By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 02:18 - United States - Bronx

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

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Costume parties are the worst

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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You deserved it 57 484

By RequilaRainbow - 26/01/2012 07:34 - Canada

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 4 338

By Anonymous - 27/05/2015 14:21 - Mexico

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

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You deserved it 2 811

By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML

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You deserved it 3 229

By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 621

You deserved it 4 746

By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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You deserved it 3 236

Candy Andy

By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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You deserved it 46 239

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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You deserved it 4 709

By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 160

You deserved it 3 658

Look before you leap

By lemonlime66 - 01/03/2017 22:00

Today, while sitting in a busy store waiting area with my brother, he went to the bathroom and came back with his hands cupped, saying he found a mouse. He then threw it on the magazine in my lap. I jumped up, screaming and flailing about while everyone stared and laughed. It was a piece of cotton. FML

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You deserved it 1 204

Marie54321 19

Monday 1 September 2014 7:56

At least you weren't eating a hot dog, who knows where he could have bit you then?

CJB3228 17

Monday 1 September 2014 7:56

I bet you tasted just as good

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shine999 12

Tuesday 2 September 2014 5:27

Lmao! I wish someone captured this in video.

TJStarzZ 8

Tuesday 2 September 2014 8:02

I don't think Gabriel Iglesias would approve of that drunk guy's actions.

RachaelAnna92 3

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:45

you might.want to get checked now. or at least a rabies shot.

EAVL381forever 10

Saturday 6 September 2014 10:19

I laughed really hard at this.. It reminded me of family guy and oh a piece of candy haha sorry op

lilushi 8

Sunday 7 September 2014 13:37

I'd get a rabies shot, op

PhoenixMartinez 30

Thursday 11 September 2014 9:21

How the **** is this YDI????

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 1 October 2014 11:24

OP- it's my cotton candy so bite me... Drunk person- Don't mind if I do...

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Today, I was been accused of stealing lunches from the fridge at work. I’m a huge germaphobe and would NEVER eat someone else’s food, but because I’m the fattest one in the office, everyone automatically blamed me. Hashtag fatgirlproblems. FML

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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Today, I convinced my teacher to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score the second time around. FML

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Today, my mom called to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope you aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again. Gifts should be returnable. And have a price." FML

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Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML

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Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

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Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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Same thing different taste

Costume parties are the worst

Candy Andy

Look before you leap

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