Intimacy: Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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Same thing different taste

By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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Oooooh yeah

By omgwtf - 01/06/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 5 751

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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You deserved it 47 219

By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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You deserved it 10 414

By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

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Grammy award winner

By blow away - 28/07/2014 04:36 - United States - Middletown

Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML

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You deserved it 4 575

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

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ulicki 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:42

haha, dad must of loved to hear that.

Jessie86 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:44

Gotta love technology this day and age!

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AwesumIndianGurl 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:45

Hahha boyfriends these days..can't live with them but ya can't live without them either hahha :)

labratory5 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:04

that's hell nice

LaFHlax 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:09

next time, either: 1. don't bring your phone to dinner 2. turn your phone on silent at dinner

xxxbooxxx 16

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:56

repeat.

thisisafamily 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:05

haha thats awesome

occasional01 1

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:21

thats HORRIBLE and so disrespectful, i would dump him if i were you

r9310 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:26

this has been posted seceral times already >.>

Heypussycat 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:39

smells like bs!

Patcrizack 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 2:23

People are retarded, she boned the dude, big deal, although I must say he's awesome.

boredonfml 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 2:50

I'm with 27, but 2 also could've been joking. anyway op lol that must've been awkward. how'd your parents react??

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Same thing different taste

Oooooh yeah

Just a prank, bro

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