By ssjfml - 11/08/2015 14:56 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Spicy
Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML
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You deserved it 1 999

Same thing different taste

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I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.

Well at least you only had to see half of it.

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I thought tree-huggers were bothersome, but this guy takes it a whole new level.

Could have been worse; You could have opened your eyes to the sight of him jacking off over you(r face)

I really don't understand why people decide it's ok to do something like that in public

Serves you right for walking around in a park with your eyes closed.

I hope you can scrub your brain clean from that.

There's having no shame, and there's being a creepy ass ************. Maybe avoid that park from now on, this could escalate to a much worse situation people like this need psychiatric help, and should be avoided.