Animals: Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched...

By fuckshitcockwaffle - 31/05/2013 14:59 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML

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Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML

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Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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Cartera 10

Friday 31 May 2013 19:07

Or you could do the right thing and explain what happened. Nice name though. Very original.

Pleonasm 35

Friday 31 May 2013 19:08

What a catastrophe (had to be done)

Comments

Ameel_fml 19

Friday 31 May 2013 19:30

Am I the only one confused by the spilled milk part? How would that make it "look natural"?

Quiet_one 22

Friday 31 May 2013 19:48

Obviously, it's because milk is the cat equivalent of alcohol in people. He was trying to make it look like the cat had gone on a bender and passed out, because as any cat owner knows, that happens quite often. This is also why young kittens are so unsteady on their feet- they ingest nothing but milk, and therefore are always drunk until they transition to solid food. SCIENCE.

hurley12 30

Friday 31 May 2013 19:37

You're a terrible person, just tell the truth!

Quiet_one 22

Friday 31 May 2013 19:41

I don't understand how OP thought the milk would make anything look "natural." The best explanation I can think of is that OP has somehow gotten through life believing milk is some kind of magical "cat booze" and that cats are capable of going into the fridge and getting it for themselves. Maybe he should lay off the cartoons for a while.

Ceejay1 13

Friday 31 May 2013 19:43

Wow ,I can't believe you staged a crime scene .

priest_of_war 10

Friday 31 May 2013 19:52

The perfect murder

Enslaved 36

Friday 31 May 2013 20:51

The movie "A Perfect Murder" was a modern remake of Alfred Hitchcock's film "Dial M for Murder". Same thing as "Cruel Intentions" vs "Dangerous Liaisons".