Miscellaneous: Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of...

By AznKoreanGuy - 04/03/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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Flustered

By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:10

Please, PLEASE tell me she stormed off and refused to listen to you try to explain...meaning you still have the phone.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:10

With her own phone? What a douche. And #13... getting her fired from that job for that incident, fine. Don't CONTINUE try to ruin someones life because you can't handle a little slap...

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save_me_08 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:13

The slap was probably an instant reaction. For all we know that could be the most action she's seen in a long time and the slap was her anger at herself...manifested and displaced...on your face.

RLJJ 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:28

Hope you smashed the phone of the bitch !

TryToBeKind 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:44

I'm with #4 here. After trying to get a customer-service person's attention verbally, I resorted to grabbing her elbow and directing her to where I wanted her to go b/c she was so intent on fast-walking toward the back and going out of her way not to make eye-contact. She smacked ME and I got her ass fired. I saw her a few weeks later working somewhere else and got my friends to file complaints about her service. I hope that bitch never gets a job anywhere else and loses custody of her children. I hope that you-know-what goes to jail for what she did to you.

Neckyl 6

Monday 10 February 2014 17:44

#13, you're a dick. You have to wait your turn for service when someone else is being helped. You do not get to touch anyone. You deserved to get slapped, and I would have done the same had someone tried to grab and pull me somewhere. She was probably terrified that you were trying to attack or rape her! That poor woman, not only has to get over being assaulted, but being fired twice for going nothing wrong and defending her basic human rights? I hope karma lands you behind bars sooner than later.

Toolishing 22

Saturday 3 October 2015 1:57

What the actual f*ck?

Pixelatedpotato 28

Friday 5 August 2016 1:42

Shit, accidentally hit like :( **** you 13.

logan12382 8

Thursday 1 September 2016 19:35

I really don't think grabbing someone's elbow is assault or rape

Wolverine48Ga 21

Saturday 31 December 2016 17:00

What you did is never ok to do to anyone, it's your own damn fault don't continue being an asshole

skifreak 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:05

you have to be ******** me # 13 I don't care how rude she may have been to you with not making eye contact but you absolutely never have the right to put your hands on somebody else. you absolutely deserved to be slapped and I hope to God you are hurt by the same kind of injustice someday you asshole.

blazerbum 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:10

#13 are you serious?!! YOU grabbed HER! That's assault. Keep your hands to yourself. The nerve of you to get your friends to complain, I hope everybody you ever see slaps you.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:10

With her own phone? What a douche. And #13... getting her fired from that job for that incident, fine. Don't CONTINUE try to ruin someones life because you can't handle a little slap...

kr488593 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:17

the lady was probably oblivious that she dropped her cell phone...I'm not really saying the slap is justified but I bet she felt like a bitch after the fact? maybe? wow #13, overreaction much?!! you're pretty ridiculous