By Mega_bug - 17/06/2012 02:14 - United States - Bremerton
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Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
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missadoodikins
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People are still giving hjs? I thought those were extinct.
mttemple
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That's why u take off ALL jewelry before sexy time ;)
Good thing you were in the comfort of your home and not in a public place OP!!
jaystreet46
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YDI for still giving HJs after 7th grade!
Sorry, I wasn't a **** and giving random guys handjobs in the seventh grade. So sorry for being a decent person.
Handjob to your fiancé? Could've been prevented, use your mouth next time champ
jeremy4719
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Why a hand job? You should be sucking or ******* him! Hand jobs are for high school lol.
tildoorf84
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first world problems
One ring to rule them all.
hewro_failure
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Most people shave these days... We are no longer in the '80s people ... Also why wouldn't you take your ring off so as not to get spunk on it
That comment implies you've asked everyone in the world whether they shave... how would YOU know what "most people" do? Oh... and what exactly have other peoples' shaving habits got to do with you? Oh yeah... nothing.
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That's a turn off
I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!