By Mega_bug - 17/06/2012 02:14 - United States - Bremerton

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Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9

Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.

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Sarah_moustache 9

I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!

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Mega_bug 9

Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.

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lwm 4

What, do people not think a hand job can count as "sex"? Clearly, they haven't been dating the right women ^_^ You go, OP

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CodyAllan146 4

Doesn't he trim?

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Lulblast 4

So THAT's why guys are supposed to shave there.... It all makes sense.

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BoingaBoinga 7

Jesus, people. Do you never touch the d with your hands before you get it on? I sure do. Hands, mouth, gasp, sigh, moan... And not everyone thinks a shaved crotch is sexy. I personally think it looks like an icky baby bird when fellas shave it.

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Ashara 15

And you couldn't just take it off why?

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Mega_bug 9

I already answered that. You should read the comments.

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infectedsense 15

Am I the only one here that thinks handjobs are awesome no matter how old you are? I love giving them! This was a funny one, OP :)

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Marissa1586 18

Haha! waddle to the kitchen fast!@!@!@

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bronxkam 4

I'm just wondering why both of you had to go to the kitchen to get the scissors. That should have been a one-person job.

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Mega_bug 9

We were attached by the hand and pubes

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bigtime_rocker 11

No offense, but you americans must stop with the hand-jobs. Suck it or **** it. If he needs the touch of a hand, there's a lot of **** on the internet and he's (hopefully) got two hands of his own.

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