By Mega_bug - 17/06/2012 02:14 - United States - Bremerton
Mega_bug tells us more.
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.
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Have some decency to have personal hygiene.
Are you saying that to have good hygiene you shouldn't have pubes? I'm confused since I thought most men kept it natural, not to mention that pubes are there for hygienic reasons in the first place? :x
Pubic hair helps to keep the nasty bacteria away in women, I'm assuming it's the same for men. It's there for a reason, it's not unhygienic to keep it there. People who shave/wax pubic hair are more likely to be prone to infections. You were saying?
No, I'm simply stating that if you are getting a ring caught in your pubes you obviously at least need to trim. Person hygiene is knowing that if you have a forest that a little trimming wouldn't hurt. I was never once stating it's bad because he has pubes.
Are you left handed?
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Ouch
A couple more handjobs and your fiancé's balls will be smoother than a baby's behind. Who needs wax? Might as well put that ring to good use.
Where did you get balls? She said a handjob not a physical.
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Show it anywayYou're making no sense dude. How does that have anything to do with it?
So. You're a lefty.
It makes me so sad when other people steel my comment. It's like a boyfriend steeler but somehow worse
O and I realize that I used the wrong steal twice
85- Get over it, not everybody reads the comments before they comment. Plus, I found this comment a lot funnier than yours because I read it in a sleazy voice ;)
im surprised the dude didnt tell you to take the ring off before that happened.... i know i wouldnt want cold metal on my dick
Really shouldn't be cold, metal is a pretty good heat conductor or whatever. Should be as warm as her.
Yeah... because that's the first thing that goes through a guys mind when he's about to receive a hand job!
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That's a turn off
I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!