By Mega_bug - 17/06/2012 02:14 - United States - Bremerton

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Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9

Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.

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Sarah_moustache 9

I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!

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Comments

AKGirlinSD 20

Manscaping would have avoided this problem! Plus, your man's dick will look larger ;).

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kylebownsyou 4

His life sucked more than yours at that moment.

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AKGirlinSD 20

Every good woman knows that a man's area is super sensitive.

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ant1ion 12

69- >_> I feel dumb now lol I was thinking computer lol even though I'm using the app as well XD

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ddddddddg 9

No I'm sure they were perfectly shaven, it probably looked like normal skin

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peniiis 8

Definitely not a story for the grandkids...

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kittenvks 11

^ don't listen to him OP!! We need future FMLs!

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lowshadows 21

Try the right hand next time south paw lol.

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ant1ion 12

Thumbed myself down

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hatesfate 6

51 - it's a sign to stop posting dumb comments Listen to the signs...

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neoamaru_fml 8

Have you tried setting the bush on fire?! :/ much faster results..

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drumrgonewild 2

Those must have been really gnarly pubes were they dreadlocks????

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