By Mega_bug - 17/06/2012 02:14 - United States - Bremerton

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Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9

Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.

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Sarah_moustache 9

I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!

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Beowulf209 5

Dude needs to trim his bush. See? Girls aren't the only ones that need need to trim the hedge!

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Mifflicious 18

Girls doens't NEED to trim anything. Neither do guys.

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MrRager7 1

Sounds like he needs to trim.

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chetchatter 5

omg, OP lives in same state as me... i knew this state was full of idiots

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sandyclaus 15

What the heck are you doing giving him a handjob with your rings still on your fingers? That's just a mess waiting to happen - so it did. No one to blame but yourself for that tangled mess (pun intended).

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xxGhost_Wolfxx 2

When adding the "(pun intended)" it makes the pun significantly less funny.

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mspoutylips 8

It's not awkward, it's something you can laugh about. Makes your relationship fun & surprising.

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MsBHaven 8

Hhmmm... 'fun and surprising' lol. Am agreed it probably came as a surprise to the OPs BF but doubt 'fun' would be a word he would use to describe his outlook on the whole situation! :S

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