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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 13:05 - United States

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

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By kindgartin - 23/04/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By redneckfamily - 24/05/2013 07:06 - United States - Roy

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

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Where did you get that from?

By So much wrong - 28/08/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my son said his first word. It was the N-word. We are white. I need to have a talk with my husband immediately. FML

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Politeness

By Anonymous - 25/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I politely asked my neighbor if she could tell her kids to be a little more quiet, and I guess I wasn't the first one to approach her. She slammed the door in my face, but not before screaming, "I bet none of you would be doing this if we were white." FML

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By ThanksMom - 08/07/2016 07:54 - United States - State College

Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML

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A quiet place, please

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML

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The effects of homeschooling

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 02:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was in a shop with my 9 month-old son. He was babbling gibberish as babies do, and repeatedly said what sounded like the N-word. We're white. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 04:29 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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fmlTGOD 0

Monday 29 August 2011 18:48

Sounds like the only thing you're missing is a piece of shit car and a crack addiction.

nitram0606 0

Monday 29 August 2011 18:48

Well, there has to be one....

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daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:05

why the hell would you scream at your son on the front yard where everyone can see? thts probably your problem there...

mandihbew 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:51

ahh bonding

itsfreakinliv 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:40

As white trash, it's your calling to find out who's talking smack, kill them, and burry them in your back yard.

WinterBlue42 22

Saturday 14 June 2014 0:15

Or, get them VERY drunk, and let them punish themselves. . That is the true white-trash way. Also, YDI to the OP and the OPs son, for having a 'screaming match'.

FuckOffNoob 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:54

23 and 73 I agree with you :)

FuckOffNoob 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:55

sorry I meant 29

canesfan650 0

Monday 7 November 2011 2:38

Be white trash and proud

SebbyLove_fml 2

Monday 2 July 2012 9:05

I know that feel bro. I know that feel

coolsunshinebear 14

Thursday 28 February 2013 21:25

Realizing is a step to recovery.

star_lights 4

Monday 3 June 2013 12:37

Haha well you're not that if you acknowledge it!

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 12 September 2013 1:02

did you have a wife beater on?

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