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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

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By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 11:01 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, after being bodyshamed by my mother for being too fat (I'm a size 14) and how I shouldn't be wearing shorts because it makes me look ugly and motivates people to comment on my body, I texted my boyfriend to tell him about it. His reply was, "Aww. you cutie. You know she's not wrong." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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Monday 12 December 2011 18:56

She doesn't like you. At least your boyfriend stood up for you?

Olovio 5

Monday 12 December 2011 19:09

This is actually a nice FML. I can't remember the last time I saw an FML where the boyfriend stood up for the girlfriend.

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chubby_choco 17

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:08

Look at the silver lining here - your boyfriend is definitely a good guy.

jakepet10 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:53

Bitch..

babe7260 30

Saturday 21 April 2012 7:51

Good for him, sticking up for you!!!!

AmethystianGirl 15

Monday 7 May 2012 15:24

What a bitch.

mike307 11

Sunday 25 November 2012 21:55

At least he stood up for you, some guys don't have the balls to do it.

gators1995 30

Friday 5 July 2013 1:51

I swear women are so f*cking annoying when it comes to their weight.

Laura3415 16

Sunday 15 December 2013 1:32

Next time life your shirt n FLAUNT THAT EXTRA WEIGHT Seriously though, her opinion wasn't required, I hate opinions that aren't asked for..

wildcatgrad2011 3

Sunday 29 June 2014 16:32

at least your bf stood up for you haha

flowerfliff 18

Thursday 10 July 2014 1:58

That was really rude, but at least she was being honest

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 15 November 2014 2:50

At least he defended you.

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