Intimacy: Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing...

By meggasee - 25/01/2010 00:23 - France

Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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We finally made it

By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States

Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Great timing

By mylo - 03/12/2022 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML

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Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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By lez probs - 18/05/2013 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML

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sundogs 0

Monday 25 January 2010 9:31

get a lock

E40_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 9:35

Wtf were you screaming or something? Obviously she would hear you and check.

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ftb170 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:44

hornybitch

lauwen16 0

Monday 1 February 2010 20:14

haha that's what you get for having sex with you parents home.

DaKillahMan 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:44

How come everyone on here acts like they never make mistakes? I didn't know there was so many perfect people on the internet.

CaRoLlo727 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 6:28

ii kno right? everybodys perfect -- cauz im suure youve all never made a mistake in ur life

ballwiz23 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 5:10

not one this bad

KevinsGirl 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 13:52

I agree!!!

DaKillahMan 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:45

Funny as hell though

upintheorange 5

Wednesday 12 May 2010 21:32

your pic is a win

dallasbracken 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 5:57

lol at 5

KevinsGirl 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 13:50

umm hey. at least she had an ******. some women never reach one.

Impulseforyou 6

Saturday 2 April 2011 23:08

that really sucks...I'm sorry next time lock the door.

Havin 19

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:29

Don't people know how to knock in your house?

TheNotoriousOne 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:58

Hahaha that is terrible

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Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I welcomed our first son into the world. After I gave birth, he said he was going home to make sure the house was ready for baby. A few hours later, he was tagged in a Facebook photo by a mutual friend at the local bar. FML

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Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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Today, I was feeling a little bored so I decided to go outside for once. Living in Florida is nice and all, except for the fact that right now I'm putting ice over two snake bites. FML

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Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML

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