Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really...

By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 586

You deserved it 47 219

By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 849

You deserved it 31 404

By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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You deserved it 59 975

By heymacie - 19/02/2015 05:45 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

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You deserved it 38 285

By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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You deserved it 38 307

By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 794

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 190

You deserved it 3 432

Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 105

You deserved it 3 956

daybid 7

Sunday 2 September 2012 11:56

You should have made sure there was no one in the house or something, I would die of embarrassment.

mikeofthunder 13

Sunday 2 September 2012 11:54

Feel your pain, bro. I just woke up to the sounds of my sister :(

Comments

rarrar321 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 12:14

Just curious....but what kind of parents just sit and listen to their kids have sex? Some people these days...

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 2 September 2012 13:56

the kind of parents that video it, edit in seal noises and upload to youtube so this will never happen again.

iHeartRKO 5

Monday 3 September 2012 20:49

Well obviously if they were being that loud they'd have no choice but to hear it wherever they went.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 2 September 2012 12:16

You'll never look at them the same way again...

monpetitchevelle 4

Sunday 2 September 2012 12:21

You mean you were loud.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 2 September 2012 13:09

Thank you so much for clearing up the mystery. I hadn't been able to figure it out.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 2 September 2012 14:52

I think 23 is correcting the grammar in the FML.

qwerty554 4

Sunday 2 September 2012 13:42

That sucks OP. next time you hear his parents having sex you should stand outside their door and imitate them.

bReLiNg 18

Sunday 2 September 2012 14:55

The HORROR! I am unfortunate enough to be a light sleeper, a very light sleeper. My parents room is right across the hall.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 2 September 2012 15:46

Your parents are simply trying to convince you that its time to move out. They're not actually having sex, it's just pantomime. If you were to bust in your mom would be in hair rollers, reading the paper, while dad would be clipping his toes while watching football on the tv.