By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
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daybid 7

You should have made sure there was no one in the house or something, I would die of embarrassment.

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mikeofthunder 13

Feel your pain, bro. I just woke up to the sounds of my sister :(

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srgspartan117 8

Great going girl! They accept you! Hahahahahaha if that happened to me and my girl was that loud with parents hove I'd be boot f**ked then a shotgun to my millions of half children while they sped ff taking my gf home for a talk with the parents..... While I lay at home bleeding to death habaha

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MrsVicious 8

You're kinda gross if you were loud with his mom and grandma were I'm the house.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Maybe you should put a ball gag in your mouth. Kinky. And it quiets you down.

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djgoreo 12

Even with a mindblowing ****** you can hold in the sounds to not make that loud of sounds, which means you are noisy on purpose. Fake noises = turn off also.

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GetTheFuckOut 7

Ahaha! That's ******* hilarious. You deserve it.

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MrsAlexander83 10

I say it's now because I'm an adult but best to just do it when they aren't home or learn to be quiet. I was 16 when I met my husband and we were always getting it on (mostly when we shouldn't have been)!! I ended up getting the name Lassie given to me by none other than my father. Once that happened, I was so embarrassed and permanently scarred that I have to be coaxed to make out any howling sounds now. Lol! Hope your experience wasn't as scarring as mine!! :D

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sarcasm_isme 8

why the hell would you have sex in the same house as your boyfriends mother and grandmother? Oh...probably because you are too young and jobless to have your own place...

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iHeartRKO 5

Wow that's just wow. Just because someone doesn't have a job, they shouldn't have sex because they still live with there parents. You're so closed minded I feel bad for you

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delilah09 6

Not only that! If they live at home with parents then not only are they too young to have sex, but how are they going to use protection with no money? Then guess who's stuck paying for all those kids that young people have?! Be responsible. Enough people are on GR as it is.

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vbmg152 18

That's low! Having sex with his Mom & Grandma in the house!! I've said it before, you're not old enough to have sex unless you're old enough to have your own place to have sex in! That's disrespectful!! If it were my house, I'd have thrown you out naked & called your Dad to come get your sorry ass!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Unless you're old enough to have your own place? I'd disagree there. 18 is typically the "age of majority", for many places at least, including California. If they're over 18 they're entitled to make their own choices about whether they have sex or not. I do, however, agree it's disrespectful to do in someone else's house, but shit happens.

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MandieL 27

What if said girlfriend lived with her boyfriend at his moms place?? If the mom and grandma thought it was disrespectful, they would have barged in and told her to gtfo but obviously they didn't care as they chose to joke about it rather than get angry. I'd rather my kid have sex in his bedroom where it's safe, than in a dirty motel or the park where it would probably be a hooker or a drunken escapade.

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MrKapono 4

Next time just bang louder. They just jealous

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

I would have walked up to them, with my head held high and said to his mother "****, your son is good in bed!".

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pennies_lane 6

yes, I'm sure that's exactly what you would have done

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