Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really...

By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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By heymacie - 19/02/2015 05:45 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

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You deserved it 38 285

By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 794

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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You deserved it 3 432

Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 956

daybid 7

Sunday 2 September 2012 11:56

You should have made sure there was no one in the house or something, I would die of embarrassment.

mikeofthunder 13

Sunday 2 September 2012 11:54

Feel your pain, bro. I just woke up to the sounds of my sister :(

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nolivesmatter1 3

Monday 25 January 2016 20:52

That's hot

dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 3 March 2016 21:38

WTF? Why would you: have sex with a boyfriend when others are home? Have sex in your parents house? You deserve it big time!!!

dreamluna 17

Wednesday 27 April 2016 19:51

I wish we had the ydi button for this one

Cherubapples 4

Monday 23 May 2016 8:04

seriously? YDI

hellolaina 18

Monday 27 June 2016 16:37

That's really disrespectful to have sex around other people. YDI

krompf 3

Friday 15 July 2016 22:44

Solution to half the FMLs on this app: don't have sex unless you're married. YDI

lucasjames22 8

Sunday 2 July 2017 5:54

omg...again people having sex with the parents home. I think you people are either kinda stupid or you went to get caught. ydi

sharond23 10

Friday 16 February 2018 0:04

what the hell is wrong with you? Why woukd you have sex where his mom and grandma could hear you. ydi

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Wednesday 2 September 2020 17:14

100% for having very loud sex with other people in the house. How rude and inconsiderate

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 29 December 2021 4:22

Why in the world are you having sex with his family there??

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