By Drewbie - 13/01/2013 08:53 - United States - Park City

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML
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deathbatchickk 8

Nothing wrong with two *******

717 19
JustAGirlOnFML 11

Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Won't you feel my balls

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wdunh69733 24

It's all fun and games until someone's balls get clawed

78 1
GTAmax99 12

I'm not sure which is weirder, the fact that you were having a threesome with a kitten, or the fact that you were doing on the bathroom floor...

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JustAGirlOnFML 11

At least it was the bathroom floor. Could of been one of their parents bed? That would of been weird.

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Smartdumbblonde 27

I was wondering why they were on the bathroom floor myself...

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BongRipsForJesus 7

22- *could've, *would've.

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AllieCat21 21

I've been in a similar situation. My boyfriend and I were on the floor and my dog came over and licked his butt cheek. Needless to say, we were both very surprised, and we make sure to close doors from now on.

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missamberrose 17

I'm not the only one thinking its pretty gross to have sex on the bathroom floor, right?

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heavenleigh85 5

Maybe your bathroom is gross, but some people actually have very clean bathrooms so doing it on the floor would be a non issue.

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GTAmax99 12

Even then, I wouldn't imagine it being fun to do it by a toilet...

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charvisioku 22

Gross? You must live in a right hovel. Most bathroom floors are incredibly clean.

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missamberrose 17

I'm with # 40. My bathrooms incredibly clean but doing it beside a toilet would turn me off.

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wdunh69733 24

I've ended up on the bathroom floor after starting in the shower. It happens.

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VScpu 3

It was on their checklist of place to have sex in. Next is the kitchen floor

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VannahJane 17

At least you didn't get scratched there.

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smiliecat 13

I take it you were going pretty slow with your thrusts, otherwise you probably would've tea bagged the cat.

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VScpu 3

She could have been riding him. Therefore having his sac in one place

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TwinChapter 15

"Tickle"... which means that the kitten probably brushed past, and what you felt was its fur. So unless the kitten swiped your balls with its protracted claws, it shouldn't really be a problem. :)

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PunkySpunky78 15

I have a gross feeling the kitten was liking his balls because it was hairy

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Smartdumbblonde 27

Why would her cat be in the bathroom with you guys and not know about it?

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False_Stupidity 41

Well, generally when someone's having sex they don't notice anything else going on around them.

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annie_nk 22

Hope the kitten didn't use claws! O.o Cat scratches hurt bad enough as it is.

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