Intimacy: Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when...

By gag reflex - 16/08/2014 16:03 - Australia - Burwood

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 19:44 - Canada

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By Jeff89 - 16/05/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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By Username - 15/07/2010 19:53 - France

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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DoomTetra 6

Saturday 16 August 2014 22:39

I can't stop laughing XD

leviheichou 15

Saturday 16 August 2014 22:39

That's extremely rude of them to say, FYL.

Comments

meghan7810 16

Sunday 17 August 2014 16:11

All the comments are attacking the dentist but I think most of the people who have worked with people know that sometimes employees make comments about the people they have to work with. It's normal in these settings. The dentist was just making a joke.

allplayedout 20

Sunday 17 August 2014 18:52

Plot twist: OP is a lesbian. Dentist is both unprofessional AND ignorant.

myFAILEDLIFE990 6

Sunday 17 August 2014 19:36

DON'T CHOKE

MadHoney 9

Sunday 17 August 2014 19:36

The tab goes in the side of your mouth not even close to the throat. How did you gag were you nervous or something?

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 17 August 2014 19:42

I gag on those things too, but I don't gag when I go down on my partner.

Tawnkat 13

Monday 18 August 2014 2:46

Very unprofessional. I would file a complaint.

myeviltwin 20

Monday 18 August 2014 4:53

I feel sorry for your bf too :P JK as a professional he should know to keep comments like those to himself. There is a time and place for humor like that and ones place of business is not it (not if you want repeat business anyway).