Animals: Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker...

By workaholic - 15/02/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

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By loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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By StudMuffinette - 18/07/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By dogproblems - 27/01/2015 15:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 19:38 - United Kingdom - Bridgnorth

Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML

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By Taylor505 - 07/10/2024 08:00 - United States - Ocala

Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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By 99Problemsandfml - 08/11/2012 19:03 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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By tickdog - 19/03/2012 03:09 - United States - Rockwall

Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:08

You should have been more clear when you told him you prefered a shaved ****.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:04

Well at least it's not actually a naked mole rat...but no worries the hair will grow back soon enough

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suckingatlife 9

Wednesday 15 February 2012 19:49

You could do the same thing to him while he is asleep.

ForeverAloneGal 23

Wednesday 15 February 2012 21:30

Have you ever seen a naked mole rat? I doubt your Cocker Spaniel looks like a shlong with rodent teeth.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:24

he's an idiot.

maphineRAWRS 10

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:45

Positive thinking : As long as it doesn't bite like a mole rat..?

Joshawott 21

Thursday 16 February 2012 2:11

Cocker Spaniels are fantastic dogs. Punish him by shaving all his hair off.

SoultheWolf 19

Thursday 16 February 2012 3:19

Shave him bald when he's asleep. Or better yet wax him.

CrazyGirl445 4

Thursday 16 February 2012 3:44

I feel you. some groomer cut my cocker spaniels hair so bad so I have to just let it grow):

jmm23 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:01

Yours is so cute!

CrazyGirl445 4

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:57

thank you (:

morgan020 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 9:39

Aww I miss the fluffy curly puppy stage! Ours is black with white spots and brown around his eyes and mouth. He's a little dumb but he's our sons dog so he gets away with it. He's almost 3 now and the only person he kinda listens to is our son..who is 4. :/ I wish we didn't have stickers so bad during the summer so we could let his hair grow a bit but even then here in south Texas he is much more comfortable shaved. My groomer hates that I have her do a full shave instead of just a cocker cut but I hate the look of those :/ How old is your puppy now? If we ever get another I want a solid gold. That's what I had as a kid. Plus black dogs are hard to see at night :)