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By micheal - 21/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

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By ronniewciv - 30/12/2010 07:48

Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML

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By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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By JudasThePriest - 01/12/2013 07:42 - United States - Greensboro

Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML

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Protip

By Tipless - 07/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML

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By monkey2069 - 13/05/2014 13:58 - United States - Elgin

Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML

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By richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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By ouch - 13/06/2012 16:00 - United States - Lutz

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

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Pennies on the dollar

By pizzalady - 22/01/2017 20:00

Today, while delivering pizza I was yet again given $0.04 over the total bill and told condescendingly to "keep the change." This happens on every shift. My pay is reduced during deliveries, and I drive my own car, and use my own gas. For $0.04. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML

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Coinbased

By Keekee - 19/01/2023 14:00

Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. She was still 6 dollars short. FML

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HopeeBB 8

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:00

Ohh the generosity in this world!

CarnivalCat 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:00

Well... back in her day I'm sure that was a fortune?

Comments

mycookiezz 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:11

Thats when you look at her, smile, and say "Here's a tip! You are old rotten scum on the earth. Die very soon" Laugh maniacally then walk away.

smurfsarwales 9

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:21

it will!! first mediocre comment kaysl, loosing your touch? :D

mycookiezz 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:28

lol, was I being targeted? 0.0

ADub55 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:49

oh no you mean there are others on the internet besides you? get over it anyone can get on this site

Bruno_Mars_Fan 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:33

If he did that, he wouldn't even get paid for the pizza, let alone the one cent tip

lendalynn 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:12

wow shes was a saint....

destinygwood1511 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:14

hahaa yeaa thats ur fault(:

PiXiEdUsT07 7

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:14

every little bit helps :)

zojieeu 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:15

haha you should eat the pizza before handling to her :D

Corry_fml 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:15

I'd choke that ***** and eat her pizza

BountyBass 13

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:16

he probably took some toppings for himself on the way over anyhow

nadhirah 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:17

well, at least u got a tip. generally, in my country, we don't give tips. unless maybe you're in a huge posh restaurant. it's just really polite to give tips though :)