By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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mrahhhhh 21

Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep. When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested. Then ask for a sammich.

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RiiOT09 9

at least she was honest, but that's messed up

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sammyrose18 0

well at least you know now

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daznad 0

seriously guys don't like going down on girls usually? am I the only guy that loves it?

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Shaggy_92 5

haha if she falls asleep again leave her like that an find a friend of hers that would enjoy it.

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Stunsz 0

Well I cant say fyl cause you finally found out think about it this way now you have the motivation and sense of lost pride to do her better :D

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lovelyliz916 5

*sings* What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they ream of mauling zebras or Haley Berry in her cat women suit? Don't you worry your pretty stripp-ed head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed, and then we're gonna find our best friend Doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug..Doug..Doug oh Dougy Doug Doug..but if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers..well then we're shit outta luck! Note: I am very very bored today.

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Gadomski87 2

Sucks. She didn't have to be such a bitch about it.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

It's possible to be unable to bring a woman to ****** vaginally. It's actually quite common for men. However, it's impossible to fail at bringing her to ****** by going down on her, unless YOU SUCK VERY BAD. D: It's seriously the easiest and most sure-proof way to pleasure a woman. Sorry to inform you, dude, but your skills really need some upgrading.

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Phustercluck 11

I'm sure this has been said already but...you're doing it wrong!

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