Miscellaneous: Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring... - FML

By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By CLH - 25/01/2011 18:08 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 05:01

Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML

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By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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somerandomdude19 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:24

I guess its time to RING up your boyfriend to tell him what happened

Clamcreepy 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:25

Damn that's money down the drain

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Bassist5798 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:50

that's y I have a manual flushing toilet!

yaoifreak 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:53

I would have cried right then in there....well not really :(:(:(!!!!!!!

SeemsToFail 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 5:20

Ignore all the messed up comments and that really sucks but your whole relationship isnt based on a ring I hope and just hope theres a warranty on it

GovernorGeneral 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 5:23

Its best you contact George Shrinks immediately.

nvo 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 6:24

If he gets past this roadblock, you know he's a keeper. Time for a massive apology though. It's virtually unexcusable.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 8 February 2012 6:44

It sounds like the ring was too loose. You should have gotten a smaller size. Or used the other hand to wipe. lol But still, that sucks majorly.

kaitybirkz 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 7:27

It's a sign

BadassRumbleroar 4

Wednesday 8 February 2012 8:03

how do they deserve this?

jerjer667 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 11:07

Just get a Plummer it's a easy fix. I have even recovered a few rings in my day. Oh btw do not flush that toilet till you get someone to look at it for you. If the ring is of high value it tends to be heavier and sit at the bottom of the pipe waiting to return to you and your love.

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:18

call the sewagee plant describe the ring ... a jewerlercan tell u how to sterilize it ... if its found...

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