Love: Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly... - FML

By Vitriol - 15/01/2012 18:14 - France

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

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hero93 6

Monday 16 January 2012 4:53

it took me 10 minutes to understand what OP was trying to say. and then when I understood I was like why is this on here ?

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MrSuperEmoticons 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:32

Did you go off?

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:47

Aww, that's too cute. I'm sure you both shared some laughs. If not, and you got upset with her, you're a dick.

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Laurenlou 24

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:46

I don't see how this is that bad. You don't deserve it and you shouldn't complain about your life because of it. Why can't you just laugh it off OP? Seriously.

raphanne_fml 33

Monday 16 January 2012 0:20

A lot of people post FMLs to make others laugh. It doesn't have to be about horrible stuff all the time.

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:47

Aww, that's too cute. I'm sure you both shared some laughs. If not, and you got upset with her, you're a dick.

thecovert 7

Monday 16 January 2012 0:12

I got nothing but "LOL"

sweetrayburn 2

Monday 16 January 2012 0:14

This made my day xD hahaha

poeticlove54 1

Monday 16 January 2012 0:16

This made my day !!!! xD

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Monday 16 January 2012 0:25

After I read this FML, I imitated your girlfriends actions on myself. Wtf is wrong with me?

Blooblibloo 4

Monday 16 January 2012 1:10

I did too after I read your comment, I am sure we are fine!

jerry2011 4

Monday 16 January 2012 0:28

This is just a funny incident, where both could have laughed. Not a FML.

illmatic2 16

Monday 16 January 2012 0:43

I would've clocked her right in the face.

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Monday 16 January 2012 2:47

Well, that's sort of an asshole thing to do. You know what? I am officially naming you as an asshat.

Dracoboxer357 35

Monday 16 January 2012 2:53

22. Seriously? Why? Over reaction much? :( Assuming you're joking though....

illmatic2 16

Monday 16 January 2012 3:00

Of course I'm joking. When I said "clocked" I meant that to be a pun, but I guess some people didn't think it was funny or they just didn't get it.

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Monday 16 January 2012 3:35

#45 Assuming that is you in the photo, I would recommend putting on a shirt.

bitchslapped22 14

Monday 16 January 2012 0:44

I can't even understand this FML, it's so badly worded

ChaosAngel17 14

Monday 16 January 2012 1:23

It's translated from a french version.

cPTcAPSLOCK 4

Monday 16 January 2012 0:45

priceless.

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