Kids: Today, while I was putting up Christmas lights, my younger brother...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, while I was putting up Christmas lights, my younger brother wouldn't stop pestering me. It seems he hadn't forgotten the time I gave myself an electric shock last year, and he wanted to see if I'd do it again. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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How shocking!

By Anonymous - 04/03/2018 01:30

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

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Shocking reaction

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 14:00

Today, I was replacing some outlets for work and I got surprise-electrified. I threw my wire strippers in the air while yelling, "Oh fuck me." The homeowner and his 2 kids were standing 3 feet away. He was not happy. FML

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Saturday 3 December 2011 23:17

Tell him this year it's his turn

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 3 December 2011 23:16

Should be pretty easy to do actually if you grab a broken light blub.

Comments

coltsrock37 15

Saturday 3 December 2011 23:46

How shocking

Jamesjustin 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 0:26

you dumb ass, you didn't get electrocuted. if you did then you wouldn't be here today. you got shocked, not electrocuted.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 4 December 2011 0:30

Electrocuted? Really? Common mistake, but an electrocution kills you by stopping the heart. Obviously you're ok, but what you meant was "Electric shock". "I shocked myself last year" sounds correct and les life threatning.